what's keith READING?

"I've heard it takes about half the time you were together [in a relationship] to get over it.  So if you were in a three year relationship, it'll take you a year and a half to feel 100 percent good again."

Leighton Meester

Seventeen, February 2011

Page 82

With that being said, y'all know that is a bunch of bull sh*t.  If that were the case I should have been over Teon by the end of last year.  Leighton Meester don't know what she's talking about.  Whoever came up with that sad story was never truly in love.

what's keith DOING?

Making another pit stop.  I figured out who stole my iPhone.  it's just a hunch but a big one.  This young guy who frequents the shelter asked to use my cell phone today.  I lied and told him I had no minutes.  He then says, "Since when do you use a phone that requires minutes?  Somebody must have stolen your other one."  And I'm thinking Yeah, you did.  Nobody else knows that my iPhone was stolen except for me and the thief that stole it.  It's okay though.  I'm not trippin'.  I'm too blessed.  At least I have a phone.  I also forgot to mention that I peed in the bed or should I say mat this morning.  I had one of those dreams where you're using the bathroom only you're really not.  I only urinated a little bit.  I stopped myself in time.  When I woke up everything was dry.  Awe well.  As if you had to hear this. 

who's giving keith A COMPLIMENT?

I forgot to mention yesterday that I received a compliment from this old guy waiting on a bus stop.  I was walking to the library and as I got near the entrance, he says, "Don't take this the wrong way but you have some really pretty lips.  Very attractive."  "Thank You," I said with a smile as I kept walking.  Unfortunately, a few seconds later, I discovered that the library was closed.  So, I opted for some retail therapy.  I finally went inside the new H&M and I bought a T-shirt and a pair of jean shorts.  I'm going back today to snag some other articles of clothing that have been on my mind all night.  Happy Memorial Day.

what's keith DOING AT THE JHR SHELTER?

Nothing.  What a lousy start to the holiday weekend?  FML, once again.

what's keith USING?

L'oreal Concentrated Lash Boosting Serum

Take a look at these RESULTS. 

Okay, you're back.  I used this product faithfully for a month I did not see any results PERIOD.  Now mind you, I only used the lash boosting serum and not the recommended Double Extend Lash Boosting Mascara.  Even so, I should have seen some kind of results, right?  Wrong.  I'm so disappointed in L'oreal right now.  Here are some quick PROS (not many) and CONS if you're even thinking about buying this Lash Booty Serum.

PROS
*Great Way to Train Lashes for Curl*

CONS
*Makes Lashes Look Thin and Wispy*
*Makes Lashes Hard*
*Stings Terribly if Accidentally Placed in the Eye*
*Serum Can Dry and Form Flakes on Lashes (Eyelash Dandruff)*
*Did Not Prevent Lashes from Falling Out During Makeup Removal*
*Once Dry, Mascara Application is Nearly Impossible*
*Wand is Not the Most Effective for Applying Serum Near Base of Lashes*

The CONS outweigh the PROS.  Enough said.

what's keith USING?

Bodycology Brown Sugar Vanilla Body Cream

The warm scent of vanilla, brown sugar and sensual amber create a cozy, comforting scent.

For Daily Rejuvenation: Smooth over skin, giving special care to dry or rough areas such as hands, elbows, knees and heels – for softening that feels like blissful indulgence
Beneficial Ingredients:
Moisturizing Aloe Vera, Shea Butter and Nourishing Vitamins E & C

So what do I think?  I think it's okay.  Not the most moisturizing body cream on the market, but it fairs well considering it's price.  I purchased it at Walmart for about $4 and you get a pretty decent amount.  The best part about the body cream is actually its scent.  The fragrance is faint yet delicious and it really does smell of brown sugar and vanilla.  Plus, this body cream doesn't leave my skin greasy like some moisturizers.  I can't  stand that.

what's keith LISTENING TO?

"This time won't you save me.  Baby I can feel myself giving up."

Save Me by Nicki Minaj

what's keith WATCHING?

I have been a huge fan of Gregory Gorgeous for over a year now.  He is what every fag strives to be- beautiful, confident, and comfortable in his own skin.  I first discovered him on YouTube and now he has his own TV series.  How fantastic is that?  Take a look.

what's keith LISTENING TO?

I went to sleep on the clouds and woke up in the dirt.

Teon, Where You At?

what's keith WEARING?

Achieve color intensity for your eyes with twist-up ease (no sharpening required)! Glide on the dark soft gel “liner” to create dramatic definition to the eyes. The light-reflecting pigments help line the eye subtly but intensely for a fuller more enhanced effect. Use the smooth glide “shadow” stick for soft highlighting color on the eyes to complement the liner for a polished and finished look.

Perfect for creating an easy smoky eye!

- EyesLipsFace website

So, here's a product I love more so for its convenience rather than its quality.  I swear that the liner/shadow combinations are perfect and great for on-the-go.  The only issue is that the liner and shadow have a tendency to fade quickly as well as crease, and the product also smudges very easily which can either be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on what look you're going for.  With that being said, a great eye primer is definitely a necessity and your best bet is to set both the liner and shadow with a powder like an eyeshadow.  Sometimes, I even use the "shadow" stick as a base for some of my powder eyeshadows. 

So, the question lies, "which stick is my favorite?"  I would have to say Black/Smoke because the black liner is so intense and the liner/shadow combination makes the perfect nighttime smoky eye.