did keith REALLY HAVE SEX?

Top of Bunk Bed on Men's Floor of the
Harry & Jeanette Weinberg Housing & Resource Center

Yes I did, right in the handicap bathroom stall last night or should I say this morning.  It all started yesterday afternoon once I got upstairs on the men's floor.  I was assigned the top bunk 114 and right beside me was a new intake named Reyne.  To be honest, at first glance I was really feeling him although he's not all that attractive.  Yet he's 23, he has a great outgoing personality and I definitely wanted to get to know him better.  Well by nighttime I got to know him extremely well.  We stayed up talking through the night until he finally offered to blow me off.  I first resisted but I told him that I would at least give him a hug.  He proposed that I should do so in the handicap stall in the bathroom.  So I agreed.  Well we started kissing and one thing led to another and his raw dick was in my ass.  Need I say more.  I'll spare you all the dirty details but I will say that I made him come fairly quickly and he ejaculated in the toilet.  

But Keith, what happened to your whole spill about waiting for love until giving up the cookies? 
Well all of that went out of the window.  I guess I've had a build up of sexual tension. I mean, come on.  The last time I had sex was HERE.  To be honest, I'm kind of disappointed in myself because I really didn't mean to take it that far.  Yet Reyne seems like a nice guy, so I won't feel too guilty.  I wonder where things will go from here. You see, Reigne is Versatile and he gets off on sucking dick.  Well, I don't get off by having my dick sucked, so I'm not sure I could fulfill his sexual desires.  He's bisexual though so I'll keep you updated.

And remember the guy that wanted me to "wash his back".  His name is Rip and we had a pretty lengthy conversation yesterday.  You see, he wants me BAD, yet I really don't want him.  I've been nice to him by getting to know him better as well as even giving him a kiss on the lips.  I know, I know.  I shouldn't lead him on, but I'm not trying to.  I think I'm just too nice and Rip is a very nice guy as well.  By the way, he's 47 and has been locked up for the past decade.  He just got out in July and he has a home monitoring system attached around his ankle.  I'm too afraid to turn him down especially since he's been super nice to me.  He's given me five dollars as well as some Dove Gentle Exfoliating Body Wash and he always checks in on me to make sure that I'm okay. 

In conclusion, I really don't know what I want and that's a universal statement.  Dilemmas of the young and sexy.  Updates will be coming soon.

what's keith USING?

Caress Evenly Gorgeous Exfoliating Body Wash

Ready to reveal your daring side?

Flaunt your gorgeous even skin tone with confidence.  Caress Evenly Gorgeous Body Wash, with burnt brown sugar and karite butter, gently exfoliates and lusciously moisturizes to reveal beautifully even-toned skin.  Go ahead, be daring!

For a Luxurious, Silkening Shower or Bath squeeze a dab onto a poof (you judge the dab).  Lather, breathe deep and relax.  Ignore any knocks at the door.

how was keith's WEEKEND?

Men's Day Room at the Harry & Jeanette Weinberg Housing & Resource Center

Saturday:  By midday I was extremely pissed off.  Why?  Because I had to go to overflow, the old building.  Well, why did you have to go to overflow, you ask, considering I was in the building by noon?  Well, unfortunately, the staff permitted too many men in the building.  It seemed like everyone was trying to take cover from Hurricane Irene.  JHR now have cots for us to sleep on at the overflow building.  Shortly after getting to there, I was propositioned for sex by some old dude.  I was nice yet I shut him down.  That's all I'll say about that.  Overflow wasn't that bad considering the fact that I got to sleep in as late as I wanted.

Sunday:  I made it back to the HRC which, of course, was overly crowded.  This time I made it upstairs.  Later on in the day, I just have to mention that I jumped into another man's shower.  He wanted me to "wash his back."  He's been subtly propositoning me for sex for about a week now and I don't know why I even decided to entertain his old ass by getting into his shower.  Although, nothing happened.  He tried to penetrate, but it was a NOGO.  I won't be doing that anytime soon, at least not with him. 

& Today:  I plan to pawn my high school ring.  I'm broke and I need to buy a new phone.  I've been without one for over three weeks now. 

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what's keith TESTING OUT?

It is April 7, 2011 and the test is OVER.

So does the

MegaLash Clinical Serum & MegaLash Clinical Mascara work?

Yes.  The serum/mascara works very well.  I have slight noticeable results on my eyelashes as well as my eyebrows.  Both my eyelashes and eyebrows are slightly thicker, fuller, and longer. I want to reiterate that my results were pretty minimal and not dramatic by any means, but I did notice a difference.  I would definitely recommend this serum however I don't see myself consistently purchasing and using the serum.  To me, it would just be another addition to my already long beauty regime and the results are just not worth it.  With that being said, I would definitely buy and use the mascara frequently.  The mascara is in every way, a MUST HAVE.

THE END

how long has keith BEEN AT THE HRC (JHR)?



The Harry & Jeanette Weinberg Housing & Resource Center

7 WHOLE MONTHS AND I'M STILL COUNTING.

what's keith LISTENING TO?

Sooner or Later,

You Will Be Loved by Nicole Scherzinger

what's keith WEARING?

Op Men's Plaid Twin-Gore Shoes $12

If you were to pass me on the street as we speak, I'm quite sure you would catch me wearing these shoes in either blue or black.  They have been my go to shoes for this summer.  Don't sleep on the Op line at your local Walmart.  This line consists of clothes that you actually WANT to wear. 

what's keith DOING?

Men's Floor of the Harry & Jeanette Weinberg Housing & Resource Center

First off, I will now officially refer to JHR as the HRC as in Housing and Resource Center, the Harry and Jeanette Weinberg Housing and Resource Center to be exact.

Second off, I just made it inside of the shelter after standing outside since 02:00 PM due to the earthquake.  Of course, everyone had to evacuate the building and we couldn't enter until the building was cleared by the Fire Marshall.  This was my first earthquake experience.  Not too thrilling yet not exciting at all.  All I felt was a slight trembling that lasted all of a few seconds.

why is keith SHAKING HIS HEAD?

who's keith MEETING?

Bunk Beds on Men's Floor of the Harry & Jeanette Weinberg
Housing & Resource Center

 

OMG.  I just met a 23 year old guy named Rick while walking north on N. Calvert Street.  He stopped me originally asking for some head, however, once I turned him down, we began talking and he poured his little heart out to me.  You see, he just broke up with his boyfriend and I was pretty much his therapist for the moment.  I was so heartfelt because he started crying.  Too bad the weather started to turn for the worse or I would still be chatting with him.  And too bad I kind of shut down when the conversation started to gear towards me.  And too bad my fucking phone is not working so I can't really chat with Rick just yet. 

(As a side note, this is fucking rediculous.  My phone hasn't been working for about two weeks now.  I thought it was the battery so I got a new one and my phone still doesn't work.  I'm going to have to get another phone and I have only fifteen dollars to my name.  Damn ReachOut Wireless.)

Rick is the second guy I've exchanged my number with during the past two weeks.  I gave another guy named Kevin my number the week before last.  Now back to Rick.  Is he boyfriend material?  I don't know, but I definitely want to get to know him.  In fact, I'm determined to get to know him.  And I have to mention that I've already lied to him.  I told him that I've been working at the shelter for the past six months when in fact, y'all know that I've been living at the shelter for the last six months.  BTW, Rick says that I'm attractive with a nice glow and a great body.  I just thought I would mention that.  He doesn't know my secret yet.  Maybe he'll be lucky enough to find out.

who's keith MISSING?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!

Today he would have been 48.

is keith GUILTY?

Yes sir.  I'm GUILTY of several crimes which is why this fragrance is perfect for me.

Other fragrances on my wish list:

what's keith LISTENING TO?

what's keith LISTENING TO?

You were just a boy
With an appetite
Hate it when you leave stains in my bed
I know I should've read
All the warning signs
But I fell for all your white lies again

Nothing you do, no nothing you say
Is gonna take the damage away
Oh, nothin you do, no nothin you say
Is gonna take the bruises away

You've bitten off
More than you can chew
I'm getting rid of you
Getting rid of the traces of you

I was just a girl, in the fantasy
Dreamin that you would be good for me
But now I see your greed
Now that I bleed
This time I'm gonna go set you free

Nothing you do, no nothing you say
Is gonna take the damage away
Oh, nothin you do, no nothin you say
Is gonna take the bruises away

You've bitten off
More than you can chew
I'm getting rid of you
Getting rid of the traces of you
Ate my heart in every way
Ate my heart in every way
Lockin the cage
Starin at you I'll stray
Can't get your way today

You've bitten off
More than you can chew
I'm getting rid of you
Getting rid of the traces of you

Traces by Sky Ferreira

what's keith TESTING OUT?

MegaLash Clinical Serum & MegaLash Clinical Mascara

March 19, 2011

MegaLash Clinical Serum: I would have to say that my lashes are looking quite healthy.  In fact, their very thick and full.  I won't give this serum all of the credit though.  The L'oreal Lash Boosting Serum that I used about a month ago might have something do with my results.  I have to also mention that this serum stings extremely bad if it somehow gets placed in the eye.  Another issue with the serum is that it can dry and form flakes around the eye which is not a good look, especially after applying make-up.  Also, no noticeable results on my eyebrows. 

MegaLash Clinical Mascara:  This mascara is beyond wonderful much like I've already stated.  I'm also excited to report that there is no lash fall-out during mascara removal.  Too bad it's not a buildable mascara.







***** TO BE CONTINUED *****

what's keith TESTING OUT?

The wet n wild

MegaLash Clinical Serum & MegaLash Clinical Mascara

My First Impression:

Honestly, I don't expect to see much of a difference, but I'm giving both products a try anyway. 

MegaLash Clinical Serum:  I notice that there are no clear instructions on how to apply the serum.  I guess I'm supposed to apply serum near the base of my lashes.  I do so both morning and night.  I even apply serum on bottom lashes as well as eyebrows.  My first application was on the night of 03/02/11. 

MegaLash Clinical Mascara:  I'm very impressed with the mascara especially considering the $5 price tag.  It does a great job at lengthening and curling my lashes.  There's not too much volume which is exactly what I like.  My lashes look healthy, full, and natural.  I think I found my new favorite mascara.  Also no clumps or flaking.  And the mascara lasts all day.  My first mascara application was on the morning of 03/04/2011.

***** TO BE CONTINUED *****

what's keith READING?

I just finished reading the April 2011 issue of More magazine and I just have to share my love for "The Lost Boy" by Jacquelyn Mitchard.  While I was in no way a troublemaker like Rob, I could totally relate to the hostile relationship Rob shared with his mother.  I'm at the point in life right now where I have no feelings for Glenda or my other family members.  Like Rob, I wish I could stop "faking it".  But the memoir by Mitchard ends with a happy ending.  Rob rebuilt his relationship with his family members and got a degree in computer engineering.  This tale not only gives me hope for my future but also the future I have with my family.  To be honest, I don't see that day when I'll feel comfortable being around the rest of my family.  Today, if you asked me, I'd disown them altogether.  Yet maybe one day things will change.  Just maybe.

what's keith READING?

Since I've been residing at the JHR Shelter for over six months now, I've had a lot of idle time on my hands.  And what better way to occupy that time than to read.  Here's a look at just about all of the books that I've cracked open over the past few months.

Murdered, My Sweet by Joan Lowery Nixon

Who Are You? by Joan Lowery Nixon

The Stalker by Joan Lowery Nixon

Laugh Till You Cry by Joan Lowery Nixon

(You're catching on.  I love Nixon novels.  Too bad she passed away in June of 2003, but it's a good thing that she wrote more than 100 novels for me to read.)

Gallow's Hill by Lois Duncan

Stranger With My Face by Lois Duncan

Twice Taken by Susan Beth Pfeffer

(I think I found my new favorite author.  Besides The Catcher in the Rye, this has got to be my new favorite book.)

Playing for Keeps by Joan Lowery Nixon

Who Killed My Daughter? by Lois Duncan

(A heartbreaking true tale of Duncan trying to find her daughter's killers. 

May Kaitlyn Arquette Rest In Peace)

Life As We Knew It by Susan Beth Pfeffer

(Pass on this one.  Not one of her best works.)

Elixer by Hilary Duff

(This was a great read.  So good in fact that we all know that the coauthor, Elise Allen, wrote most of the book.  Can't wait for the sequel.) 



The Haunting by Joan Lowery Nixon

The Trap by Joan Lowery Nixon

L.A. Candy by Lauren Conrad

(You HAVE to read this book!  That's all I'll say.)

The Haunted by Jessica Verday

(Book two in THE HOLLOW trilogy and I have to say that I am not a fan of this book.  Good writing, just not my cup of tea.  Moreso for Twilight fans.)

Sweet Little Lies: an L.A. Candy novel by Lauren Conrad

(You HAVE to read this book too!  I can't wait for a third installment.)

Search for the Shadowman by Joan Lowery Nixon

Nobody's There by Joan Lowery Nixon

The Name of the Game Was Murder by Joan Lowery Nixon

Nightmare by Joan Lowery Nixon

Don't Scream by Joan Lowery Nixon

A Candidate for Murder by Joan Lowery Nixon

I Know What You Did Last Summer by Lois Duncan

(The movie is TEN TIMES better than the book.)

Killing Mr. Griffin by Lois Duncan

The Other Side of Dark by Joan Lowery Nixon

The Weekend Was Murder! by Joan Lowery Nixon

Hearts in Atlantis by Stephen King

City of Angels by Zoey Dean
(Yes, I read the third book from the series first.)

The A-List: Hollywood Royalty by Zoey Dean

Sunset Boulevard by Zoey Dean

Whispers from the Dead by Joan Lowery Nixon

They Never Came Home by Lois Duncan

Can't Hold Me Down by Lyah B. LeFlore

(Fantastic urban novel.  Gotta read the first one.)

Poseur by Rachel Maude

Secret, Silent Screams by Joan Lowery Nixon

What The Night Knows by Dean Koontz

The Dark And Deadly Pool by Joan Lowery Nixon

The Catcher In The Rye by J. D. Salinger

(I first read this book as a junior in high school.  I even had to do an English paper on it.)

The Husband by Dean Koontz

Your Heart Belongs To Me by Dean Koontz

Relentless by Dean Koontz

The Darkest Evening of the Year by Dean Koontz

Push by Sapphire

(A novel that reminds me how truly blessed I am despite my current circumstances. 

I can't wait to re the follow-up novel, The Kid)

Sugar And Spice: an L.A. Candy Novel by Lauren Conrad

Forever Odd by Dean Koontz

The Seance by Joan Lowery Nixon

The Specter by Joan Lowery Nixon

The Kidnapping of Christina Lattimore by Joan Lowery Nixon

The Deadly Game Of Magic by Joan Lowery Nixon

Shadowmaker by Joan Lowery Nixon

what's keith WATCHING?

what's keith READING?

86% of American adults will be overweight by 2030,

according to Obesity.



Beauty By Numbers

Allure, March 2011



who did keith JUST PASS BY?

I just passed by Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake on my way back to the shelter after eating lunch.  I saw her as she got out of her Security Detail Suburban and walked into a law office building.  She was wearing a red skirt suit and I have to say that she smelled lovely.  Her makeup was on point like always.  Now, will I vote for her this November?  I don't know.  We'll just have to wait and see.  That's if I vote, remind you.

Also, what does Keith's typical lunch consist of.  Take a look.

Here's a closer look at the cheeseburger.

I know it's not healthy at all, but who cares?  I'm young.  Let me enjoy my junk food while I can.

what's keith READING?

As Harvard psychologists Nancy Etcoff puts in her book Survival of the Prettiest:  "Appearance is the most public part of the self.  It is our sacrament, the visible self that the world assumes to be a mirror of the invisible, inner self.  This assumption may not be fair, and not how the best of all moral worlds would conduct itself.  But that does not make it any less true.  Beauty has consequences that we cannot erase by denial."

The Allure Beauty Survey

Allure, March 2011

what does keith THINK ABOUT KELLY ROWLAND'S NEW ALBUM, HERE I AM?

As you know I did my own official review of Beyonce's new album, 4.  Well it's only befitting that I give you my views on her unofficial sister's, Kelendria Trene Rowland's,  new album, Here I Am.  Here it goes.

1. I'm Dat Chick  4.5/5

2. Work It Man (featuring Lil Playy)  5/5

3. Motivation (featuring Lil Wayne)  2.5/5

4. Lay It On Me (featuring Big Sean)  3.5/5

5. Feelin' Me Right Now  5/5

6.Turn It Up  5/5

7. All Of The Night (featuring Rico Love)  3.5/5 

8. Keep It Between Us  5/5

9. Commander  5/5

10. Down For Whatever (featuring The WAV.s)  2/5

(Deluxe Edition)

11. Heaven & Earth  1/5

12. Each Other  4/5

I'm so proud of Ms. Kelly Rowland.  She's grown into such a great solo artist.  We were all worried about homegirl's career at one point but she's making out just fine.  Overall, I give it 4.5/5, much better than 4 in my opinion.

In addition, over the past year Ms. Kelly has had a number of songs worth mentioning that either weren't officially released in the United States or just didn't garner much success.  Take a look.  They're definitely worth a download.

Grown Woman
Shake Them Haters Off
Forever And A Day
Rose Colored Glasses

Take It All
What A Feeling
Motivation (Chicago Juke Remix)
Make Believe

what's keith READING?

"Your face is your passport," one of the sisters liked to tell me when I was transitioning from ten-year-old, kite-flying tomboy to the young lady everyone suddenly expected me to be.  "You should always look as beautiful as you can.  You should never look like you belong to no one.  you should never look like you have nothing."

A Place of Refuge

Allure, March 2011

what's keith READING?

Guys At Brunch Cast Members
Shawn Bradley is on the far left.

"Hearts and Minds" by Shawn Bradley

I have been a loyal subsriber to Guys At Brunch for about four months now.  So, imagine my surprise when I came accross a column by Shawn Bradley, one of the originators of Guys At Brunch.  I came accross his column in the Baltimore Outloud newspaper.  Who knew he was a writer?  Just another wild discovery worth mentioning.

how did keith's COURT CASE GO?

I got Probation Before Judgement or PBJ as they call it plus 24 hours of community service.  So basically the charge will remain on my record however it will not show any conviction.  Three years after my one year of probation is up I can then have the theft charge expunged from my record.  Damn.  So this will sit on my record for four years.  I should have done the 24 hours of community service that the state offered me in the first place.  My life sucks but I'm still grateful.  FML squared.

what's keith PLAYING?

Another Apple Application.

TEDD is your standard karate-fighting game with an uninteresting story plot.  However, even with that being said, it is a fantastic game.  It is truly nine levels of awesomeness.  In fact, I wish the producers would generate a part II.

The whole mission of the game is to fight a few losers who took a necklace that Kara lost.  The necklace was the only keepsake Kara has of her mother and she lost it while running errands for her father.  So, it's up to Tedd, Kara's boyfriend, to defend Kara as well as himself while retrieving the necklace from a few goons.  The problem is that Kara can't fight.  So, the whole game is spent defending Kara's week-ass.  And to make matters worse, Kara's dumb-ass never seems to pick up a heart or a piece of fruit when she really needs it.

In the end, there's a twist.  It turns out that the whole fiasco was staged by Kara's father.  (No surprise there.)  And the necklace is safe and sound.  It's really a must-have game.  I'm not a huge fan of generic martial arts games, but this one was a joy to play.  Only $0.99 at the App Store.

why can keith GO HOME?

Turns out Glenda IS allowing me to stop by on Friday.  She claims that she was just playing when she told me No.  Thank God.  Anyways, she's going to the Hector family reunion this weekend and she needs me to let Lexi out Friday through Sunday.  So you know what that means.  I have the house to myself this weekend.  I can't wait.  Too bad her civic is still out of service and my food stamps balance is on E at least until the tenth.  It's all good though.  I also have court on Friday.  I'll let you know how that goes.

why can't keith GO HOME?

I asked Glenda if I could stop by tomorrow.  The bitch said No.  No surprise there.  It's like every week I ask, I expect that response, however, this has been the first time in a while that she has declined my visit.  Luckily, I have some Tide laundry detergent with me so that I can wash my clothes here at the shelter.  Fuck her.  I won't stress out about it.  Remember, it's all in God's hands.

what's keith LISTENING TO?

I'm done hoping that we could work it out.

I'm done with how it feels, spinning my wheels,

Letting you drag my heart around.

I'm done thinking you could ever change.

I know my heart will never be the same,

But I'm telling myself "I'll be okay".

Even on my weakest days, I get a little bit stronger.

"A Little Bit Stronger" by Sara Evans

what's keith PLAYING?

Now here's an application I was literally addicted to when I used to have my iPhone.  As you all know by now, my iPhone was stolen.  I'm not going to cry over spilled milk but I will share one of my favorite applications.  This game features 540 challenging puzzles and I am proud to say that I have completed every single one of them.  So what's this game all about?

The purpose of this game is to fit these 7 polygons...

...into an interesting puzzle like the one shown .

Tada!

Puzzle complete.

Just a fun breezy game to play with ease of use.  Only $0.99 at the App Store

Damn I miss my iPhone just as much as I miss Teon.